demonhunting:

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition

tagged as → #raevyn

merkiplier:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!”

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

2 Percent Milk
Markiplier

markiplier:

I truly and honestly don’t remember saying these things…

(Source: ask-cypherthecyborg)

tagged as → #audio #markiplier
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

(Source: vvhaleshark)

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koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

fdelopera:

notgoodnotnicejustright:

why would christine cheat on raoul

because alw is stupid

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estebanvewi:

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estebanvewi:

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tagged as → #dogs #a;ldkjfakglakhfgl

considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex